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Dan Koteles#2 most dangerous city. You are just a pampered pet and a Chicagoan....which has no meaning in society.You could train for the next 60 yrs and it wouldnt do you a bit of good.....heres what would happen:
You see my drinkin'a Heineken you come sneakin'up behind me ,I while sitting in a chair just so happen to stretch my left leg out right at the same time you are coming at me , you fall flat on your face,I double leg lock you ,bite a chunk out of your right shoulder blade.....while blood is a drippin'from my chin iam chanting oohooh oohooh ha ,you fart from the pain ,I turn around and pretend Iam comforting you and while I am saying "are you okay",I gave you a vicious Larry, Moe & Curly poke right in the frickin eye and you are now screamin'.....you are the real Dk, you are the real Dk, then I dont hear nothing for about 4 seconds ,thought something was really wrong, you were just gasping is all ,then I hear a big whaaaaaaaaaaaa.....I finally comfort you and say ,its okay Kravitz "little gumpy" youjust cant try to steal ones identity ,especially a "MAD HUNGARIAN".
Hope I straightened this out for you all!
The real Dk