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-Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
-The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
-Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
-Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
-Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.