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S Gross2 other Schaefer'ism ---
In game rain soaked game, he felt should be called, but wasn't; he took his position in the outfield in a raincoat, rainboats, and carrying an umbrella.
In the ninth of a tied game, he wasn't in the line-up, but was coaching thrid bae. He was called on to pinch hit. As he walked from the coaches' box to get a bat, he exclaimed: "Ladies and gentleman, the Great Germany Schaefer will now win this game with one swing of the bat!!!" Be it luck, skill, or coincidence, he belts a home run and wins the game. He waves to the fans as he rounds the bases. At home plate, he says to the crowd: "Thank you ladies and gentleman, that concludes today's performance !!!"
.........oh........ and before the stealing first eipisode, there was no rule against it, now there is, because of our friend.....