Posted By:
Richard L.How does this guy come up with all these? 
Here's a sample:
"Found a driedout gerbil carcass at the bottom of the box—AND it had been shaved."
edited to add a few more:
"the description was very accurate, even down to the 'squirting nipples'."
"A+seller—SCALED EVEREST—Lost legs to frostbite—Dr's WERE able to SAVE his feet"
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"HEATED toilet is great on those chilly mornings AND it makes a DELICIOUS fondue."