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JoannIf this double posts I'll apologize in advance. I already sent it once, and it disappeared into nowhere. About right for this thread. 
Both on current topic, and also appropriate for this thread:
"Tell him a hooka smoking caterpillar has given you the call ... to call Alice."
And maybe predictive for this thread, but mostly for Jim:
"California ... tumbles into the sea. That'll be the day I go back to Annandale."
J