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BrianJohnny O'Connor: Hello Harry, how's tricks?
Harry: Not bad for an old dog.
Johnny O'Connor: Is it the booze, Harry? The dames? I'll cut back.
Harry: No it isn't that.
Johnny O'Connor: Is it the pills?
Harry: No.
Johnny O'Connor: The sheep?
Harry: No.
Johnny O'Connor: The ducks?
Harry: No.
Johnny O'Connor: Your wife?
Harry: No. WHAT?
Harry: I think you should take a rest too. A permanent one.
Johnny O'Connor: What do you mean?
Harry: I'm letting you go.
Johnny O'Connor: You mean?
Harry: Yes your contract isn't being renewed. You're finished, Johnny!
Johnny O'Connor: Don't mince words!
Harry: I think you stink!
Johnny O'Connor: Listen Harry if you're unhappy with my work say so now!
Harry: You're threw, you'll never work in this town again! I think you're the worst actor I've ever seen and I get 500 letters a day telling me the same!
Johnny O'Connor: What's the word on the street?