Posted By:
Ryan ChristoffAl,
I guess I was hoping for at least 4 hits in 35 at-bats with at least 1 RBI over three postseasons, but I know those are unrealistic expectations and probably too much pressure to put on a professional baseball player.
Don't worry, when he goes 2 for 5 with a home run in game 3, he'll be crowned King of New York and touted as the greatest clutch performer in sports history by you and the rest of the A-Rod apologists, especially if the Yankees lose. That way, you can all rejoice that it wasn't A-Rod's fault:
A-Rod fan club: "Did you hear about the great year Alex Rodriguez had?"
Ryan: "No, I hadn't heard. Did he help the Yankees win the World Series?"
A-Rod fan club: "No, they were swept by Cleveland in the first round. But it wasn't HIS fault! There were bugs."
Ryan: "You're right. A-Rod really is the greatest living organism in the history of Earth."
-Ryan