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Posted By: Ryan Christoff

As a Yankee fan, I'd like to go on record as saying the only reason the Indians were able to steal the first two cames is that they have better pitching, better hitting, more heart, and less ego than the Yankees. That, plus no A-Rod.

Also, they're a team, not some Frankensteinish amalgam of overpaid octogenarian arms with plenty of youthful legs, all attached to a heartless but muscular trunk with a number 13 on the back of its jersey. Joe Torre is the perfect face for this monster. His actual face, I mean.

Other than that...yeah, it was definitely the bugs.

-Ryan