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Posted By: barrysloate

If this were my board- and thank goodness it isn't- here is how I would deal with a board member who I felt was out of line:

I would look for a really, really tall stairwell, with lots of steps, and I would have the perpetrator stand at the very top and bend over. Then I would kick him in the ass really hard and watch him tumble all the way down, head over heels, like Groucho Marx did when he was kicked down three flights of stairs in "A Night at the Opera."

Hey, I run a very tight ship!