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Posted By: boxingcardman

These second rate venues remind me of an old joke: A plane is flying from DC to NY in bad weather. The pilot comes on and announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, due to the bad weather in tne New York area, we are landing in Philadelphia." A drunk yells back, "Philadelphia? I'd rather crash in New York than land in Philadelphia!"

Ah, Cleveland isn't so bad. It's rather like an old ratty sweater; looks like hell, should be replaced, but it is convenient so you just keep wearing the damned thing.