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MVSNYCa typical KNIGHT out in NYC...
i get decked-out in my new TAYLORed Brioni suit, and go to this bar on LENNOX avenue & 125th St. it's called O'HARA's and there is an old FORD fairlane on the STREET out front...the big doorman starts givin' me LIPE, so i'm a STRONG guy with a lot of HART, so i give him a SHARPE jab to the jaw...and he lets me in.
once i'm in the joint, i realize there is a great girl-to-guy ratio, and me gettin' lucky is a SHAW thing! so i sit at the bar and order a MILLER lite, a BERGER and corn on the COBB. the SPEAKERs were blasting phil COLLINS and the TV was playing an old episode of dave CHAPPELLE...outta nowhere this cute girl sits next to me...her name was SHANNON and she was from POLAND...i said whata DOOIN here?...she goes, looks like you're LORD of the HELM here...i said DAHLEN, OVERALL you look good, but i wanna SEYMOUR...but, you have an OLDRING on your finger. she said, i'm seperated, marriage wasn't BLISS, so i hit the RHOADES. he was a PAYNE in my butt.
anyway, i was trying to run some game on her and used every ENGLE i had, but DEMMITT, she wouldn't bite, so this called for drastic measures...i said hey, you wanna go back to my place? i have a couple GRAHAMS of blow and we'll have a BALL! well, i'll tell you what, she was a HOWELLin' then. i was OWEN the bartender some money, but i just bounced outta there, no sweat, i was DUNN!
we jumped in my CARR and head to my place. my AC was on the FRITZ, so it was hot in there...all of a sudden, my BELL rings, my BUTLER answeres the door, and it's my YOUNG cute neighbor CRISS from down the HALL, she is a real knock-out. so we all started watching FERRIS beuller's day off, and i took out my GIBSON guitar and started playing them a song...
well, you all can imagine the rest 
i'm a rock STARR, afterall!