Thread: OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
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Old 07-07-2007, 02:11 PM
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Default OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: P Spaeth

Jay that is a good one.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers? A good start.
What do you call a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.
and my favorite
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather? An offer you can't understand.

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