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Posted By: Corey R. Shanus

While we're on the topic of lawyer jokes, here are two of my favorites.

1. What do you do if you're locked in a room with a lion, a tiger and a
lawyer, and you have a gun with two bullets in it?

You shoot the lawyer twice.


2. What's the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead
skunk laying in the middle of the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.