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Jason LUnfortunately, I cannot help you, but the simple creation of the name Mr. Sloaterosen is reason enough to buy whatever you wrote!
I love it - now you just need Chevy Chase to say it a few times in one of his movies and you're gold!
Can I get a cameo?
perhaps a lost soul who frequents a card shop so that he has people to talk to, people that pretend to laugh at his jokes...but you know, one of those brainy types that gets the girl in the end for some inexplicable reason?!

Best of luck with it!
Edited to add: Will the book incorporate any of Wonka's photoshop genius?