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Posted By: davidcycleback

Cliff Claven's Dad: "I'm going to move to Australia as my job has gotten me into a bit of conflict with the local law enforcement."
Cliff Claven: "Oh, what line of work are you in?"
Cliff's Dad: "Real estate fraud."

I also recall David Letterman's advice how to become wealthy: "Ask Dan Quayle for two dimes for a nickel. Repeat until rich."

A neighbor of parents became rich when he invented Warfarin, a drug which is used both as a human blood medicine and a rat poison.