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Posted By: barrysloate

Response to "I live with my parents" is "Hi, I'm Victoria"

He exports potato chips, and imports wooden matches (and that's worth a punch in the face).

It's the Maestro (Bob Cobb, but don't call him that) who tells Jerry there are no vacancies in Tuscany.

Nobody answered my trivia question, so: the first to walk out on Jerry was the Dockers Girl. When she found out that Jerry told both George and Kramer that she liked the Dockers commercial, she bolted. It was the beginning of an endless procession of bad relationships for Jerry.

edited to add- Jerry's best line to Babu Bhatt- Babu, I don't often do this, but could you take back the shrimp- it's a bit stringy.