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Posted By: warshawlaw

by your apparent devotion to me. Between the unprovoked emails (your last one led to your being placed on my spam list, BTW, so no need to send more), the way you single me out from everyone else in your most provocative posts, and the countless hours you obviously spend tracking my posts and going out of your way drafting your little responses, I must have assumed a great deal of importance to you. As the old ad asked, is it love or obsession? Either way, I'm already spoken for.