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Posted By: ramram

Thanks Jay. Those quotes had me rolling. I had to go try to find some more but only had limited success:

1. Weight-lifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event:
>"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during
>her warm up and it was amazing."
>
>2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse
>and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
>
>3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly
>unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the
>one in front of the similar one in back."
>
>4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
>mother and father."
>
>5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even
>some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
>
>6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
>can expect the same thing again."
>
>7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
>like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
>
>8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice,
>the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford
>crew."
>
>9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's
>like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
>
>10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing
>so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls
>and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"