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Posted By: Gilbert Maines

Ok Ted,
I gave you an extra day to play with your friends, but you have to come in now and clean up your thermonuclear devices which you keep leaving around, and all of those chemicals which end in "-ax". Your room is positively a hazard.

And why did you put those big red Xs on the new topographical map of North Korea we just bought for you? And what is with these lists, and all of these wires and flashing lights?