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Posted By: warshawlaw

is that football sucks. No matter how much you rationalize it, try to explain it, etc., watching football is torture. Everything about it sucks. It sucks to play it as a child unless you happen to be a pituitary case. It sucks to be around the blockhead mentality of football players in high school. It sucks to read the rap sheet, er sports page, about the stunning degree of cheating in college football programs (Reggie Bush, anyone; hey, at least he didn't rape any exotic dancers). It sucks to watch a bunch of overgrown steroid jockeys pumped up on greenies slam into each other and fall in a pile then behave like they just killed a lion.

They should use the NFL on terror suspects; after a few weeks of watching NFL pregame shows, bad games, and post game shows, they'll spill their guts.

I'm kidding...don't stuff me in a locker.