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Posted By: jay behrens

Fottball is a sport for lazy fans. You only have to pay attention once a week. It's also features the least amount of action of any sport. Someone did a study one time as to how much time there was action action going on during each given sport. Basketball, hockey and soccer are all nonstop action while the clock is running. Baseball has action from the time the ball is pitched until the play ends. Football has action from the time the ball is hiked until the play ends. Baseball had an averof over 30 minutes of action in a game. Football averaged less than 12 minutes of action. That's pathetic. Less than 1 in 5 minutes of 60 minutes of game time has action. Now that's a boring game.

Jay

I love pinatas. You get to beat the crap of something and get rewarded with candy.