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Posted By: john/z28jd

Im sure most people dont want to read this since i got the thread so far off topic already but to appease my 2 fans ill just say that when i was real small i used an apostrophe in the wrong place while at the chalkboard in front of the entire class and everyone laughed. So then i started badmouthing apostrophes to make it look like they were at fault.Word mustve got around town and one day while on the wrong side of town i was surrounded by a bunch of apostrophes and brutally attacked and they said i couldnt use them anymore.Really put me in a bind at school,my english teacher thought i was mentally handicapped because i couldnt grasp the use of an apostrophe.Oh sure,i couldve told her the story but it sounds like one of those dog ate my homework excuses.

Dont ask about why i refuse to use a capital i when referring to myself unless its at the beginning of a sentence,that story is too crazy to be believable.