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Cobby33Josh, I was going to make that same point, but I think it's moot at this point...
Here's one of my favorites:
A doctor was at a cocktail party, playing the piano and otherwise mingling with other guests. He was constantly interrupted by other guests seeking free medical advice. This happend the whole night. He noticed a lawyer at the party, being hassled by nobody. The doctor asked the lawyer, "why does nobody ask you for free legal advice? I've been hit up at least 10 times for free medical advice! How do you do it?" The lawyer responded by saying, "they used to, but I started sending them bills, so they stopped."
The following Monday, the doctor received a bill from the lawyer for his advice.