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Posted By: warshawlaw

Why is Texas so big?

Because you can't cram all that white trash into Rhode Island.

Don't get it? I'll speak a little slower.

Just kidding, my Texan friends Put your guns back in their racks, open another Lone Star and get back in your damned trailers...

Hey, I live in the land of flakes, fruits and nuts where the only culture is in the yogurt...