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Posted By: davidcycleback

As you have to have Botox injections regularly, you'd have to remove the card once a month to take it to the dermatologist.

The best bet may be a Dorian Gray-like deal, with the portrait of what the card really looked like locked in an upstairs room. Your soul will be damned for eternity, but there won't be any need to removed the card from the holder.