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ChadA new baby, active duty millitary...
He should throw in that he lost a leg saving a litter of golden retrievers from a fire, and the fire was at an orphange, and the orphans all had cancer, and the puppies had cancer, too, and on his way out of the building, with one arm wrapped around 7 puppies, he managed to save a nun, and that nun happened to be related to the Rockefellers, and the Rockefellers were so grateful they gave all the orphans a million dollars but he refused any reward for himself because he's just that kind of guy, a lover of freedom and America and puppies with cancer. Hell, I might buy the card then!
--Chad