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Posted By: Hal Lewis

Are you kidding me? The guy was black, but was passing as white... and his name was "MR. WHITE?"



"Let me get this straight, Mr...uh...White. You want to borrow $50,000., but you have no collatterall, no references, and you don't even have any ID?"

"That's right."

"I'm sorry, Mr. White, this is a bank, not a charity....

"Er, I'll handle this customer, Larry, why don't you go to lunch?

"Well... OK, Bob."

"Whew, Mr. White... that's was a close one!"

"What a silly negro!"

"Here, take all the money you like, and pay us back whenever you want... or don't, we don't care!"

-- Eddie Murphy, as Mr. White (SNL, 1983)