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Old 01-18-2005, 10:22 AM
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Default Mastro job contest

Posted By: john/z28jd

If i worked for mastro i would bring a total change and add mystery to every description,with no big words and impending doom to those who read the description but dont bid.....so heres my description

You WILL bid on this "card" of Hughie Wise who played 2 games for the 1930 Tigers,this is the earliest known card of a future major leaguer showing him when he was just 18 months old.Inside the Tiger suit is Ty Cobb,which would also make this his rookie card.In the front of the Tiger suit is 41 year old Bobby Lowe who was in the final year of his career which will eventually land him in the hall of fame.Owning this unique card will not only make you better than everyone else you know but also gives you the opportunity(chance) to run on the field during Tigers games and proclaim how great you are,which is otherwise not allowed.Refusal to bid on this after reading the full description will result in being haunted by the ghost of Hughie Jennings who will yell EEY-YAH just as youre about to fall asleep every night for the rest of your life.Upon death you will become the accountant for the 1899 Cleveland Spiders team that finished with a 20-134 record and stopped playing home games during the season because no one was showing up.Isnt your sanity worth a couple hundred grand

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