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Posted By: jay behrens

Former model/stripper Anna Benson (recently named Baseball's Hottest
Wife by FHM) who's husband Kris pitches for the Mets told radio host
Howard Stern earlier this week that if she's warned her husband about
cheating, "I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught,
I'm going to screw everybody on your entire team. Coaches, trainers,
players. I would do everybody on his whole team." Stern, egging her
on, asked: "Even the coaches? What about,like, the bat
boys?" "Everybody would get a turn,"

In an unrelated story, the New York Mets were happy to report that
they received more than 30,000 applications yesterday for their
unpaid batboy positions more than 10,000 times the usual number for a
single day.

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Damn, think I'm gonna switch my application from the Twins to Mets for that stats stringer job

Jay

The difference be genius and insanity is acceptance.