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Posted By: hankron

Two of my more often used responses to tyical inquiries are:

1) "Priority shipping costs me 'only' $3.85 the day the USPO invents a box that packages itself, walks to the Post Office and stands in line for 15 minutes while I take a nap on the couch at home."

2) "Take it to the ball park and get it autograhed by Ichro. Then it might be worth something."