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Posted By: Aaron

Just to keep everyone updated, I received another unsolicited e-mail from Ryan: "1:04 am and still no magazine." Still sounds like he's really suffering, but at least he is as diligent as ever.

You know John, now that I think about it, I did see a rather suspicious looking fellow sifting through our mail box the other day. I assumed he was just after coupon books and low interest credit card offers. Perhaps we have instead stumbled upon a sinister conspiracy.

I'm starting to think it's no coincidence that log-in's were required just as Old Cardboard magazine started to arrive. Maybe this was all Bill's diabolical attempt to triangulate our positions so he could snatch our new issues.

We're through the looking glass, people...