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Posted By: Aaron

Dear Ryan:

I must confess I am somewhat confused by your latest update. On the one hand, you seem as eager as ever to share with me the delivery status of your OCM issue: first by this thread, then by private e-mail, and now by telephone!

On the other hand, your post seems to be taking on something of a violent tone, as though you wish to cause me bodily harm.

I can only conclude that your weeks and days and hours and minutes of waiting for your issue of OCM have slowly pushed you to the brink of madness and the tension is starting to show.

Oh, publishers of OCM, can't you hear the pain in Ryan's voice?! Can't you hear the heartache and anguish you are causing by delaying deliver to your eager readers even by one more minute?!

Surely someone at Old Cardboard Magazine will hear the wails and cries of the masses and bring our new issue to our doorsteps for all of our sakes! I fear for Ryan, it may well be too late...

Your Truly,
Aaron