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Posted By: hankron

And, Bill, next time you or Elliot claim that signing up is such an intimidating thing for newbies and lurkers, I will literally have Henry sit on my lap and have him sign up for his own Net 54 account. Though there will be some cheating, as I will guide his paws along the computer keys by holding his front legs.

Henry's vital statistics:
6 pounds
0 human i.q.
wears red and white coat with velcro fasteners when cold
shivers when cold or sleepy
eats his dinner alone on dining room table, or 10 pound brother will take his food
wears ferrit collar, as cat collors are too big
scared of the sound of keys jingling
has no fear about signing up at net54