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Posted By: Judge Dred

Does anyone watch football? If there's a fumble then the team that has possession of the ball is the team that recovered it. You know there's a lot of kicking, punching, pinching, biting and scratching while the pile is picked apart by the refs.

Securing a ball with a thigh or body part other than a hand probably wouldn't be considered possession.

Crap like this is a waste of the courts time. The loser of the case should be forced to pay full court costs. To me this effort might alleviate the chances of a dispute for HR ball number 756.

What would King Soloman do here? He'd probably tell the whining cry baby that is bringing suit against the other person to shut up and be grateful for just being their to witness such an event.