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He doesn't really existThere really is no Keith Olbermann that collects N172 cards - he's an alter ego of Jay Miller. You see Jay wants some competition in the Old Judge wars and nobody can provide that so he created Keith. He took the image of Olbermann and created a new identity. This is something close to identity theft but Jay has his bases covered.
In an effort to keep those hideous OJ cards on the forefront of the collecting universe he bids against himself in auctions and even sells himself cards and tells everyone that he sold the cards to Keith for more than what he paid for them.
In reality we don't know who has the better OJ collection, Keith or Jay but it wouldn't seem to matter since they are both so advanced and they are the same person anyway. They are the only two at the far end of the bell curve of OJ collectors.
Jay - look in the mirror and see if you see a person with a better collection or more assets to build the ultimate collection of OJs. Keith - look at Jay and tell us what you really see. Jay, help is only a phone call and a few lithium tablets away.
Jay, when does the charade end? Do you think that people really think that the real Keith Olbermann is a nerdy card collector? We know better, image is everything and being a closet card collector just doesn't seem to be in the real resume of one Keith Olbermann.
By the way, that was a pretty interesting verse to the Adams Family tune.
OK, before everyone gets too excited and gets their panties in a bind, please note that this posting was intended for cheap entertainment value only - no dis/r-e-s-p-e-c-t intended for either of the OJ GIANTS.