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Old 09-04-2004, 06:50 AM
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Default Twelve steps?

Posted By: Kevin O

Although I simply assume that you will lie on this short quiz, please ask yourself the following:

1) Have you ever felt remorseful about postwar purchases?

2) Do you associate with people you normally would not, simply because they believe the 1869 Peck & Snyder Red Stockings cdv IS a @$#%*& baseball card?

3) Do you get angry when people discuss Rabbit Maranville?

4) Have you ever tried to control your addiction by swearing off the Monster, only to find yourself again having the "New Plank Variation" nightmare?

5) Have you ever bought more N172s than you intended?

6) Do family quarrels ever begin over slabbing?

7) Are you uncomfortable in social situations where there are no T3s?

8) Do you know offhand the location of the 2008 National?

9) Does your spouse? (If so, simply discard this test and sacrifice a virgin lamb in gratitude to the deity of your choice).

10) Have you ever lied about the N162s you "used to have"?

Give yourself a single point for each Yes.

How to interpret your score:

1-3: You're here by mistake. Do you have any low grade T210s by any chance?

4-6: You are in the middle stages. It's too late to help you, but you can still have fun. Go bleach some reprints and plant them in your attic for your rotten grandkids to find.

7-10: Welcome home.

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