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Posted By: Homeless Collector

1) Go to college
2) Buy a car
3) Go to grad School
4) Get married
5) Buy a house
6) Have kids
7) Get kids braces
8) Send kids to college
9) Weddings for daughters
10) Get divorced
11) Get remarried
12) Loose your job

Feel free to repeat steps 4-10 as long as symptoms persist.