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Marketing 101I think MLB is missing the point here entirely. If they really wanted to generate revenues, increase game attendance and fan interest, instead of using old, fat, sweaty uninteresting umpires, they use the Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Models instead! Now you’re talking’! Think of it. It would make catcher the most sought after position in the game! I always said you gotta’ have heart to be a catcher, well, hey, now you will have heart all the time! I imagine the headfirst slide would morph to an upside down head first slide. It only makes sense. And a new meaning would be given to those heated toe-to-toe beefs between umps’ & managers. I know you would sure see a lot more of that. I wonder if you would still call them “blue”. Probably not. And I can think of a lot of interesting things they could do during the seventh inning stretch! I have to say this would revolutionize the game & Bud better wake up. I can already see the cross promotions. Hooter’s logos on the bases! Forget boring Spiderman, sex sells! Hmm…I wonder what Hef is up to these days…