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Posted By: runscott

I have about 20 emails from this guy, threatening me (in ALL CAPS, of course), and repeated promises that I would hear from his lawyer, who would "squash me like a bug under his boots ".

I have never met one of these guys in person, but my guess is that he is probably about 5'5", a chain smoker, has a wife that weighs about 230, and lives in either a trailer or a shot-gun house with one of those plastic playground sets in his backyard and possibly a permanent swimming pool purchased at Walmart...and a trampoline. Also has a satellite dish, a fridge full of Miller Lite, and a cupboard full of generic mac & cheese. Do you get a diploma with your GED? if so, that would be nailed above the t.v.

Basically, DrBond, if you ever come knocking on my door, I'll just pay for the pizza and say "Thanks".