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Posted By: Hankron

Some may notice my common technique to make it look as if I'm putting forth great effort. To do something, I put for extravagant conditions that more than likely won't be met. "If PSA moves to Seattle and gives me a big salary..." "If James Beckett calls me on the telephone in the next half hour..." "If Ichiro stops by gives me a game used bat, I'll will hapilly clean the bathrooms."

I may be in trouble if conditions are ever met, but considering I haven't had to scrub a toilet in at least five years I don't see the incentive to change my ways.

Seriously, though, I would write the article if contacted.