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Posted By: warshawlaw

Hey, when you first get them as girlfriends, we have charming eccentricities and we get laid every day. After several months, they are quirks. When we marry them, they are habits. After the first year, they are annoying habits and sex is a fond memory except for procreation. I've been married for five years; I ebay and post here from my office (the home computer is reserved for paying bills and checking stocks online, you see) and catch the wrath of god when I go to a show. My cards are either in a safe deposit box to which I have the only key or locked away in a cupboard to which I have the sole combination; otherwise, I'd
expect to come home one day and see them on QVC!

Happy Valentines Day!!!!