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Posted By: Hankron

What I find rather funny is that, while describing their authenticity, he says that he has closely examined the Cracker Jacks with a strong magnifying glass and they don't have the 'matrix dot pattern of modern cards.' It's funny because, unless his magnifying glass is broken or he's holding it backwards, he would see that they do have the dot pattern of modern cards.

In the end, it's a pathetic (and humerous) attemt that brings back memories of the legendary 'blue-eyed Honus Wagner.'