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Posted By: Hankron

I point out that a return/guarantee conditon of "Unless the item turns out of be a fake or I made some other big mistake like totally misgraded it, there are no returns whatsoever," is reasonable. I may not bid under those conditons, but the guarantee has some meat.

As I look at it, "Abolutely No Returns" is inclusive of most everything under the sun. Meaning, as written if not intended, the phrase includes:

"No returns if it's a forgery"
"No returns if it's fake."
"No returns if, even though I say it's Mint, it turns out to be cut in half."
"No Returns if the Babe Ruth 'autograph' turns out to be written by my little sister."
"No returns if I send you the wrong item."

I don't know about anyone else, but these aren't conditions that will invite my bidding.