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scott (runscott)RSR news 5:30am East - In an ironic twist of fate, Comissioner Bud Selig was carried from His stadium on a stretcher last night after being knocked unconscious by a foul ball hit off the bat of Montreal Expo outfielder Vladimir Guerrero. Selig had barely escaped a foul hit moments earlier by Torii Hunter of the Minnesota Twins, but was prepared after dodging tomatoes thrown by angry fans. While reports cannot yet be substantiated, it is expected that Selig should be able to continue to function as previously in his role as Commissioner of Baseball, although now in a coma.
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