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Jeff Obermeyer...the guy who saw Dan's shaved head and called him "Mr. Clean". Dan stood up and the guy ran for the door. What the guy didn't know is that Dan had a Christy Mathewson signed baseball in his bag, and that he'd been reading "Pitching in a Pinch". Dan proceded to go into a full wind up and launched one of Matty's patented "fade-aways" which broke around a homeless guy with a shopping card and tagged the offender in the back of the noggin as he fled down first avenue.
Fortunately neither the ball nor the homeless guy were injured in the exchange.