Happy birthday!!!
You're 60, but with a qualifier, so decide which one (all?) fits best:
OC (Off Center) - You’re regularly leaning on a crutch, cane or walker.
ST (Staining) - You’re either in Depends right now or have a box of them waiting in the closet.
PD (Print Defects) - Your face and body are so wrinkled, you’d be at home on an ironing board.
MC (Miscut) - For the love of God, take a machete to those ten inch long stray eyebrow hairs growing every which way!!!
OF (Out of Focus) - Where in high heck are my glasses???!!!!
MK (Marks) - Every morning there’s a new crop of age spots staring back at you in the mirror.
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