Married for 33 years, but now that the kids are out of the house....well...does anyone else think their wife is trying to kill them? I mean, it's not blatant like poisoning or anything. It's much more subtle. "Have another piece of pie, dear." "Look, I got you some Round Up to spray on those weeds." "You should get that motorcycle you've always wanted."
After all, what useful purpose do I serve anymore? She works; kids are gone; hell, I don't even cut my own grass anymore.
She used to make doctor's appointments for me all the time when the kids were little. I noticed I haven't been to a doctor in 2 years. She claims she just forgot. She buys me bourbon and pours me a glass when I get home - without even asking. She discourages me from exercising - tells me I look great.
Humans weren't meant to live together for 50 years. Most of us should be dead by now.
Last edited by SAllen2556; 04-09-2025 at 06:45 AM.
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