What about all the pitchers in the HOF who cheated? One of my favorite scenes from the movie Major League:
What's that shit on your chest?
Crisco. Bardol. Vagisil.
Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball.
Of course, if the umps are watching me real close, I'll rub a little jalapeno up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up, I just wipe my nose.
You put snot on the ball?
I haven't got an arm like you, kid. I have to put anything on it I can find.
Someday you will too.
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