Roy Hobbs hits a towering Home Run and knocks the lights out and short circuits the entire electrical system in the stadium. Seeing as this happened on the watch of former Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria, it was decided a repair of the electrical system would not be cost effective, so the remaining schedule of home games would be played only in daylight hours. In addition, all promotional giveaways for the rest of the year would be glossy headshots of Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas from their "Miami Vice" days, found by a park employee in large vault, deep in the bowels of a secret room in the Stadium marked "Wayne Huzienga - Blockbuster Overstock - Open Only In Case of Emergency".
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