Guys, when you make homophobic statements you're supposed to add "not that there's anything wrong with that."
This whole thing reminds me of a story about Picasso. He was sitting in a cafe doodling on a napkin. A woman recognized him and asked if she could have the napkin. He said "certainly, for $20,000." She was shocked and said "$20K for that doodle that took you only a few seconds" He said "no madam, that drawing took my whole life to create."
Value and desire are illusions anyway. Sit back and enjoy the ride and don't get too deep about the intrinsic value of it all.